Comical Curator Mugs

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'Well, it's about time!'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"Are you new around here?"

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Haile Selassie

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

The institute.

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Private View.

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

The passage of time.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

The Evolution Of Manhood