Cartoon Curator Mugs

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Selling lemon latt�

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I think he was a celebrity."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Lactose Intolerant

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."