'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'
Cartoon Curator Pillows
Find cozy pillows adorned with witty and colorful designs that reflect the artistic passion of cartoon curators. Perfect for decorating a creative space or lounge.
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
Skipping Horse
Grace For Flies
"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."
...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
"Why do they do that?"
Love at First Sight
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."
'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'
"Cat box"
'I wonder if they have any water filters?'
New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!
Faster, Georges, faster!
Selling lemon latt�
Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
Covid Inquiry / Enquiry
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."
'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
"I think he was a celebrity."
Lactose Intolerant
"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."
A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell
Cartoon Curator Pillows Collection
Cartoon Curator Mugs
Want more creative and witty mugs? Check out our collection designed for cartoon curators and art lovers alike.
Cartoon Curator Prints
Complete your space with our curated prints showcasing the playful and artistic side of cartoon curation.
Cartoon Curator T-Shirts
Looking for something wearable? Our t-shirts feature fun, artistic designs perfect for celebrating your love of curation and creativity.