Humor Curator Pillows

2020 vs. 2023

Aww, they're so cute when they're playing dead.

The institute.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'Well, it's about time!'

Elephant and Castle

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"Are you new around here?"

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

The passage of time.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Haile Selassie

"Gone for a P."

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."