Comic Collection Curator Gifts

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Yes, I grew a second head - three weeks ago. You’re just noticing now?"

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Bears catching fish

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"You've changed."

'Super Dog'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'