Cartoon Collectionist Gifts

Serpent in Eden gives Heart to Eve.

'My willy is too small.'

'True, but he doesn't smoke, drink, or chase other women!'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Love at First Sight

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Selling lemon latt�

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'