Comic Curator Gifts

"It's an amazing coincidence, isn't it, that we all served on the same board of directors?"

Battery Hens.

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Fourth Little Pig

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Billy. The Kid.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Bears catching fish

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'Super Dog'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'