Comedic Curator Gifts

"Ok, show's over. Just let me find this."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'That's correct, sir, ten quid - ten quid per hair.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Surf Casting

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Jumble Sale

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"Are you new around here?"

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Complaining empowers us."