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"Ok, show's over. Just let me find this."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'That's correct, sir, ten quid - ten quid per hair.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Surf Casting

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Jumble Sale

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Are you new around here?"

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'