Collection Curator Gifts

Board Game Hunter

'-and I think I can say,without fear of contradiction,that I have read EVERY volume on these shelves.'

My own museum.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Furniture store going out of business for 3 generations.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

The Googler

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"And this is our media room."

Physician tending a mummy.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"