Dog-loving Curator Gifts

"Now that's art!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Artists Cats

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Art Pets

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Meet the Artist.

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"You must be the underground artist."

"It makes him look less menacing."

Cocktails for dogs

Artist painting TV waves.

"Master adores me and saves every dump..."

'Finally something I like!' (Man leaving through the art galleries exit).

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'

"I thought it would be cool to have one, but now I just use it for storage."