Dog-loving Dramaturge Gifts

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"Another slander suit!"

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Now that's art!"

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"How dare you say I am dogmatic!"

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

Audition For the Birds

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

'Well, I'm no expert, but my research would indicate you exhibit symptoms of being what is referred to colloquially as a 'jerk'.'

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!