Dog-loving Dramatist Gifts

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

Litteratti K9s.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Now that's art!"

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"How dare you say I am dogmatic!"

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

'Well, I'm no expert, but my research would indicate you exhibit symptoms of being what is referred to colloquially as a 'jerk'.'

"Your din-din is in tintin."

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!