Humorist With A Love For Dogs Gifts

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Now turn your head and bark."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"I need a hip replacement but I believe they're looking at a dog replacement."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Dogs texting each other emojis

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Dog leaving operating theatre in a hurry with a bone in his mouth

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Strikeout Dog

'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Gas was passed, you get the blame, that's the system."

"No, honest, I just sat on a squeaky toy."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"You're the first dog I've introduced to my parents. I know they're gonna love you."

Employees Must Lick Themselves Before Returning to Work.