Dog-loving Dramatist Prints

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

Litteratti K9s.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Now that's art!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

"Good boy."

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

"How dare you say I am dogmatic!"

All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

'Well, I'm no expert, but my research would indicate you exhibit symptoms of being what is referred to colloquially as a 'jerk'.'

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.