Dog Lover With A Flair For Drama Prints

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Litteratti K9s.

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'Beware of SUV.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Houdini's Dog

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'The homework ate my dog.'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Beware of the dog.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'How to make money in the stock market.'

Pavement Art.

Bad Dog

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."