Dog Drama Director Gifts

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

Self-Employment

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"If people would just do what I say, I wouldn't have to bark at them."

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Ice Cream Lover

'It didn't start out this way.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Letter carriers and dogs living together...next on Springer...'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."