Dog Drama Director Pillows

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Another slander suit!"

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Self-Employment

"If people would just do what I say, I wouldn't have to bark at them."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

Ice Cream Lover

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'It didn't start out this way.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."