Quirky Art Curator Gifts

'I'm self-taught.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The americanisation of vulture.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Painting taking root...

Cactus seats.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Rodin's Browser

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."