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'I'm self-taught.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I think he was a celebrity."

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'What clan do you belong to?'

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Now this I get."

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Escher exhibition first floor

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"