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"I thought it would be cool to have one, but now I just use it for storage."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Bill collector calls on a lady who is also a collector.

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Ice shelfie.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"