Quirky Home Curator T-Shirts

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Rogue elephant

His & hers towels.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Snow globe

Superintendent

Carnations.

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

"Butt cracker"

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"No, this is the elephant."

"You rang?"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

WInter Fish