Quirky Home Curator T-Shirts

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

His & hers towels.

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snow globe

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Superintendent

Carnations.

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"Butt cracker"

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"No, this is the elephant."

"You rang?"

E-commerce for shoplifters.