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'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

Life drawing class.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

Private View.

"His work hovers between neo-realism, post-modernism and crap."

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

Rodin's Look-out Man

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

"I think you wound it too tight."

"Interesting CV, we haven't had anyone with a qualification in 'being really good at stuff' before."

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

Dogs on Pinterest

Phobia varietals for home pots

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

Artist painting TV waves.