Quirky Curators Prints

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

Private View.

Life drawing class.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

"His work hovers between neo-realism, post-modernism and crap."

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

Rodin's Look-out Man

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

"Interesting CV, we haven't had anyone with a qualification in 'being really good at stuff' before."

"I think you wound it too tight."

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

'I can't find my mobile, oh, it's next to my ear.'

Dogs on Pinterest

'Oh sure, Rupert's lovely, but his mate's a total slime-bag.'

Phobia varietals for home pots

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."