Curious Curator Prints

Private View.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Main Types of Cheese

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"I'll take it."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

On the Ice.

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

My first rodeo

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions. . . Can't you focus?!?"

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

"No matter how many times I study it—always more and more cognizant of its anomalies and repetitions, defying all logic—I am nevertheless drawn into its bewitching spell!"