Curious Curator Pillows

Private View.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

$1: Family Secrets

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

The Main Types of Cheese

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"I'll take it."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"I hear he has more than bones buried."

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

On the Ice.

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

My first rodeo

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions. . . Can't you focus?!?"

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

'It better be good - we only eat once a month.'