Quirky Collections Curator Pillows

"My Henry collects empty bottles."

Toadstools

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Piranhaclaus

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

A Tumble Cow

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Mouse returns home from work.

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Clone Factory

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Catman

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'