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"My Henry collects empty bottles."

Toadstools

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Piranhaclaus

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

A Tumble Cow

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Elton John

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Mouse returns home from work.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Clone Factory

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Split the last one?

'Yipee! A cockroach!'