Quirky Curator T-Shirts

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'Finally something I like!' (Man leaving through the art galleries exit).

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Artist painting TV waves.

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'What clan do you belong to?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

A Tumble Cow

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Mouse returns home from work.

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Alabama Traffic Jam

Edward Elgar.

Clone Factory

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Catman

Decaying corpse

Casting in the swamp.

"My method of painting is pointillism."