Quirky Collection Curator Gifts

"I thought it would be cool to have one, but now I just use it for storage."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Bill collector calls on a lady who is also a collector.

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Anorak anoraks'.