Quirky Character Curator Gifts

'Oh sure, Rupert's lovely, but his mate's a total slime-bag.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

My Spam Sketchbook

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Charles Dickens

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Freak Family.

Flytrap nerd.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

A mad scientist.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

Private View.

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

William S. Burroughs

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Helena Bonham Carter

Hadleyville Has-Beens