Canine Culture Curator Gifts

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Family with pets.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog History

K9 Literati.

'Well, it's about time!'

"Now that's art!"

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

The passage of time.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

The institute.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Haile Selassie

The Evolution Of Manhood

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

A man carves a totem pole

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

"Thanks for reaching out."

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

'It's unfinished because the Inuit never got around to it.'

Dogma.

2020 vs. 2023