Canine Cuisine Curator Gifts

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Go ahead, boy, dig in — it's your birthday!"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'I'd like all the fat that was removed from my meal put in a bag for my doggy.'

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

"We need to put in more bones."

Dog Chow Mein

"For what he is about to receive may the dog be truly thankful."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Homemade dog biscuits.

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"Let's see . . . I detect beef . . . peas . . . and a subtle hint of sweet potato!"

'That's not exactly what I had in mind.'

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

Dog Food: Lick & Collect

'You're lucky you can't read.'

"I've got a complaint about the table scraps you are feeding me...cut down on the fatty tissues...I'm gaining weight!"

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'