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"Pick me!"

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Works every time.'

Foster failure

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'She's just great with the children.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Collies Without Borders

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"