Canine Culture Aficionado Pillows

Cocktails for dogs

"Pick me!"

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Foster failure

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

Collies Without Borders

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .