Canine Culture Fan Gifts

Dogma.

Barks in code.

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Foster failure

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Canine Scentipede

"A little help, please."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

No littering...

Collies Without Borders

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."