Canine Culture Fan Prints

Dogma.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Foster failure

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

No littering...

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."

"Yes, one is a dog."

Canine Scentipede

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.