Canine Culture Fans Gifts

Junk food for dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Foster failure

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

10 K Tail-Chase

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"A little help, please."

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Canine Scentipede

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."