Canine Culture Fans Gifts

Junk food for dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Foster failure

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"A little help, please."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Collies Without Borders

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Canine Scentipede

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

K9 Literati

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'