Canine Catastrophe Enjoyer Gifts

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

"Dog house"

Dog Day Afternoon

'This can't be good.'

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

Chaos at the vet's office.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

The 5 second rule: canine edition

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

'Rover had an accident on the carpet.'