Canine Calamity Survivor Gifts

'Bless me father for I have sinned, I lied about my pie crusts not having lard in them, 12 times, and I killed my daughter's Schnauzer.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

A child and his dog

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Litter.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

'I think it's going to take a few months for me to get used to this accounting system!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Chaos at the vet's office.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Green Shoots

Trees and hurricanes

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

"This is a fine time to remember you forgot to pay our homeowner's insurance!"

"The first thing we do is go and withdraw our 'rainy day' investment."

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'