Dog Rescue Hero Gifts

Litter.

'...There's something about rescued dogs - they're just eager to please.'

"Foster failure"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Bathing the dog

Cat in Tree.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Lifesaver!

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Dog Teenagers

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Why dogs hate CPR.

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

What took you so long? Avalanche rescue.

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

Canine Rescue Centre

'As a guideline, if you charge half as much per hour as your attorney charges you, you'll earn the same gross income, if you work twice as many hours.'

"We’re ready when you are!"

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood