Animal Rescue Heroes Gifts

'I smell anal glands!'

"Foster failure"

Dog Dreams

Foster failure

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Be kind"

Woman escapes with cats.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cat in Tree.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Lifesaver!

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Vigilante Dog

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

Litter.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Car Rides - Cats

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"