Animal Heroes Gifts

"This year, we're fighting back."

Bathing the dog

Cat in Tree.

Litter.

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

"I've got a pulse!"

Guide Dogs

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Fridays For Future

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

'As a guideline, if you charge half as much per hour as your attorney charges you, you'll earn the same gross income, if you work twice as many hours.'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

'I smell anal glands!'

'How quickly did you say the seas would rise?'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Major Tom

Mermaid Environmentalist

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

The Three Water Wise Men

Superhero duck.

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'