Animal Heroes Mugs

"This year, we're fighting back."

Bathing the dog

Cat in Tree.

Litter.

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"I've got a pulse!"

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Guide Dogs

Why dogs hate CPR.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Fridays For Future

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

'As a guideline, if you charge half as much per hour as your attorney charges you, you'll earn the same gross income, if you work twice as many hours.'

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'I smell anal glands!'

'How quickly did you say the seas would rise?'

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

Major Tom

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Mermaid Environmentalist

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

The Three Water Wise Men

Superhero duck.

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'You wouldn't dare hit me! You'd break asepsis!'