Animal Hero Mugs

Cat in Tree.

'You wouldn't dare hit me! You'd break asepsis!'

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Litter.

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together

"You spoil that Hamster."

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Guide Dogs

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Fridays For Future

'As a guideline, if you charge half as much per hour as your attorney charges you, you'll earn the same gross income, if you work twice as many hours.'

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

'I smell anal glands!'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

Mermaid Environmentalist

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

Major Tom

Hamster Myths

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

No-Kill Ambitions.

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

"Now those b*****s are getting a little taste of my life!"

Superhero duck.

The Three Water Wise Men

Tips on dealing with the drought.