Animal Hero Gifts

Cat in Tree.

'You wouldn't dare hit me! You'd break asepsis!'

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Litter.

Little boy tries to glue a tree back together

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

"You spoil that Hamster."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Guide Dogs

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Fridays For Future

'As a guideline, if you charge half as much per hour as your attorney charges you, you'll earn the same gross income, if you work twice as many hours.'

'I smell anal glands!'

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

A fish works to plug up factory waste.

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

Major Tom

Hamster Myths

Mermaid Environmentalist

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

No-Kill Ambitions.

"I told you it was a waste of time, it's a vegan home."

The Three Water Wise Men

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

Superhero duck.

"Now those b*****s are getting a little taste of my life!"

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"