Pet Rescue Hero Gifts

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Foster failure"

Bathing the dog

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat in Tree.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Lifesaver!

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Litter.

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

"When Sam came into my life, she was a cat at risk."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

St Bernard carries slippers to man trapped in the snow.

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

Man uses leaf blower to blow cat from treetop.

A cat leading a dog leading a man

'I smell anal glands!'

Canine Rescue Centre