Pet Rescue Champion Gifts

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Foster failure

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

A Change of Scene.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

Vigilante Dog

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Car Rides - Cats

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Found her. Keeping her.'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Why dogs hate CPR.

"I've got a pulse!"

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

Skiing rescue dog.

Will mouse for cat nip!

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"When Sam came into my life, she was a cat at risk."

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'