Animal Champion Gifts

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

"I've got a pulse!"

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Is that the group that loves animals?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Cat in Tree.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

A Change of Scene.

"The Nominees"

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Earth Day Summit.

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Doggy Bites

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

A smiling badger

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"It's not any better up our way, either."

Melting North Pole

'Never shoot straight up.'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Life on Earth - endangered species.

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Cheetah's never prosper.

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

"Your liver test results are not good at all Mrs Goose: are you being force-fed?"