Animal Champion Pillows

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

"I've got a pulse!"

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Cat in Tree.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

A Change of Scene.

"The Nominees"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Earth Day Summit.

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

A smiling badger

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"It's not any better up our way, either."

'Never shoot straight up.'

Melting North Pole

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Life on Earth - endangered species.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Cheetah's never prosper.

'The two most depressing comments one can hear...'

"Your liver test results are not good at all Mrs Goose: are you being force-fed?"

'For someone on the verge of extinction he looks surprisingly well.'

'Forget about your natural instinct to charge! You're better off hiding: they have guns!'

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.